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“Purple Rain”

RIP Prince Rogers Nelson (June 07, 1958 – April 21, 2016)

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“Dancing In the Dark”

In honor of Bruce Springsteen canceling a Sunday concert in North Carolina to protest its new anti-gay laws, here’s a little something that was part of the soundtrack to my childhood. Yes, that’s a very young Courtney Cox as a concertgoer who gets pulled up on stage to dance with The Boss. Man, young Springsteen sure was fine!

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“Simon Zealotes”

Posting this because it’s Easter Sunday and for the extremely unlikely porn connection…

This showstopper from Norman Jewison’s 1973 adaptation of the Andrew Lloyd Webber rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar features Paul Thomas — a male porn star from the so-called Golden Age of porn. Blink and you’ll miss him in this number, but his character actually has a name. (You can see him in the background when Simon sings, “Keep them yelling their devotion…”) He plays the Apostle Peter.

Paul Thomas was one of the few male performers from the ’70s and ’80s who was actually — dare I say it? — sexually attractive. Before getting into porn he parlayed his good looks into some mainstream acting roles, which included a lead role in the flower-powered musical Hair.

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“I Want It That Way”

Joe Manganiello will make you fall in love with *NSYNC* all over again when he does an impromptu striptease at a convenience store in this scene from Magic Mike XXL.

* Yeah, I know.

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“Starman”

RIP David Bowie (January 08, 1947 – January 10, 2016)

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“Merry Xmas Everybody”

I’ll always think of this as the Doctor Who Christmas song, because it’s been featured in nearly every Christmas episode of the new series. Especially after Shona’s crazy dance from Last Christmas.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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“This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker”

Watch Adam Levine, just out of the shower, drop his towel.

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“The Star Spangled Man”

He’s the star spangled man with a plan! Chris Evans in the musical number from Captain America: The First Avenger.

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“Marry the Man Today”

Just pretend it says “Guys and Guys” and that two dudes are singing this, because it’s legal in all fifty!

“Come and Get Your Love”

“The Lazy Song”

RIP Leonard Nimoy (March 26, 1931 – February 27, 2015)

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“Heart-Shaped Box”

Happy Valentine’s Day! Or not.

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“His Power Was Dance”

And now for something completely different. One of those sexy and surreal (or incoherent) Black Spark music videos. This one has everything you need to get you in the holiday spirit: bright lights, song and dance, cocksucking hipters, butt pounding, throat fucking, cute naked college boys, and gallons upon gallons of cum. It’s like a Christmas party at Bryan Singer’s house.

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“On the Dark Side”

This brings back memories. It’s ’80s hunk Michael Paré lip synching to John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band in the cult classic Eddie and the Cruisers. Isn’t he beautiful?

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