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Pr0n: Jean-Claude Van Damme

From the Z-grade martial arts thriller Double Impact, a gratuitous shot of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s perfect ass while he’s doing the splits in tights that leave nothing to the imagination.

Feels like this scene was crafted by someone who was hiding deep in the closet. No other reason to shoot it from that angle. There’s something so very 1950s muscleman magazine about it.