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James Franco nude (fake)

James Franco nude (fake)

If only James Franco would really get naked. Oh wait! He often does. And sometimes during pornographically explicit sex scenes. These fake nudes would go nicely with the fake blowjob he gives to Michael Shannon in The Broken Tower. He actually sucks a dick in a gay oral sex scene in the Hart Crane biopic. OK, so it’s a prosthetic dick, but still…

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If only Sam Worthington…

Sam Worthington

…would really pose for a full frontal nude like this. Sadly, this naked pic is about as real as the bright blue tail he sported in Avatar or the wings on his Clash of the Titans Pegasus.

If I had to guess, I’d say the body belongs to old school Randy Blue model Brady (aka Brent Dupuis).

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Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal fake nude

Yes, they’re fake. But still seeing Jake Gyllenhaal‘s head attached to assorted naked hunky bodies is damn good wank fuel. More (fake) celeb nudes after the jump…

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If only Daniel Radcliffe…

Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe is all grown up and willing to flash his junk in public. However, the Harry Potter star didn’t get naked for this widely circulated nude. This wand belongs to another wizard. See the actual nude photo below the jump…

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