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Penis enlargement (Yeah, right!)

Penis enlargement spam wouldn’t be so obnoxious if it came with videos like this. The dude from the penis relaxation video (model Steffen Berlin) demonstrates some dick enlargement techniques. As if he wasn’t swinging large to begin with. I love how the British narrator makes this cock stroking video sound like a National Geographic documentary about gazelles. He really classes up the joint.

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How to relax your penis

In case you’ve had trouble figuring out how to do it, this naked blond hunk (model Steffen Berlin) demonstrates some masturbation techniques on his gigantic uncut dick while watching himself in a mirror. Go ahead, try it. Are you feeling relaxed yet?

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Subliminal Fight Club penis

Fight Club cock shot

Does this cock look familiar? Because I’d like to put out an APB for the guy who owns it. By APB I mean “All Penis Bulletin.”

This is the cock shot that Fight Club‘s anarchist antihero Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) splices into a children’s film. At the end of movie itself, it flashes briefly onscreen right before the credits start to roll over the Pixies’ “Where Is My Mind?”

If I had to guess, I’d say it came from one of the vintage porn companies. I’m getting a Fox Studio vibe. Or maybe Bijou.

Video clip of the subliminal cock shot and another screen grab after the jump…

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Body of Work: Chris Hemsworth

“Not only does he play Thor, one of the hottest superheroes of our time, Chris Hemsworth is also a sexy piece of man-meat we’d never pass up a chance to see on-screen (or off). It only took Chris a few years to make it big and cash in his paycheck for playing the God of Thunder, proving that having a banging body and Aussie accent will get you where you need to go in life. [Get a closer look at his Vacation end credits cock shot after the jump…]” — Mr. Man

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Hottest Celebrity Buttholes Ever!

“We’ve been keeping a brown eye on sexy butthole shots in film over the years, and today we put this valuable research to use with the hottest celebrity buttholes ever! Eric Dane, Viggo Mortensen, Ewan McGregor, Diego Luna, Gael García Bernal, Milo Ventimiglia, and many more have a HOLE lot to offer in their nude scenes, and you can check ’em out right here!” — Mr. Man

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Hot shot — Juanjo in brief

Juanjo's bulge (MaleModel)

Male model Juanjo in bulging briefs. Click for his full-size pin-up.

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Hot shot — Juanjo’s got a boner

Juanjo's got a boner (MaleModel)

Juanjo, a lusty little stud, is pitching a tent in his grey sweatpants.

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A raunchy Roulette parody

If you’ve ever wondered whatever happened to Reese Rideout, wonder no more. Lately, you can find Reese (aka Nick Dent) on Youtube in skintight lycra, covorting with every ass man’s fantasy Bryan Hawn. Here’s the bubble butted duo in a Katy Perry music video parody that harkens back to that vintage Randy Blue porn video where Reese took on Chris Rockway during a ranchy wrestling match. God, how I miss the old Randy Blue!

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Body of Work: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Before his star-making turn as Game of Thrones‘s Kingslayer Jaime Lannister, Danish heartthrob Nikolaj Coster-Waldau made a habit of getting undressed for other roles. You’ll get hard as Valyrian steel when you see him in all his naked glory. Yeah, if I had a brother who looked like this I’d still wanna fuck him, so I can’t really fault Cersei on that one.

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Mentally undress Jamie Dornan

Jamie Dornan's visible penis line?

Jamie Dornan broke the internet by releasing a photo of himself with what appears to be a throbbing, rock-hard boner in his tight pants. The photo was meant to promote tourism to his home country Northern Ireland. Maybe the picture accomplishes this goal, but probably not in the way the creative team at Discover Northern Ireland intended.

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Zane

Zane (Chaos Men)

Hunky Zane popped a speedo boner during a swim. What’s a boy to do? Why, jack off of course!

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Daily Dude — Ryan Rose

Gay porn star Ryan Rose

Our Dude o’ the Day is Falcon Exclusive Ryan Rose. This versatile porn superstar has a butt so tight it could crack walnuts, and his jawline is as strong as his personality. See him in action after the jump, and check out some of his recommended movies!

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Brent Corrigan

Gay porn star Brent Corrigan (Falcon Studios)

Ginger porn superstar Brent Corrigan risks sunburning his tender, pink man parts in this nude poolside photo shoot from Falcon’s Into the Blue.

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Brent Corrigan

Gay porn star Brent Corrigan (Naked Sword)

See Brent Corrigan take off his tighty whities in Naked Sword’s Ultra Fan.

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The 3rd Annual Manatomy Awards

“Welcome to the third Annual Mr. Man Manatomy Awards, where we celebrate the year’s hottest male celebrity nudity across all of film and television. Our 43 categories cover Best Butt, Best Gay Scene, Best Full Frontal, and, of course, our Lifetime Achievement Award featuring a Hollywood hottie with nine nude appearances so far! We’ve worked *long* and *hard* to *uncover* all of the best nude scenes in film and television, and some of this year’s highlights include Zac Efron’s penis, Disney star Garrett Clayton’s bubble butt, and unbelievable unsimulated gay sex from the foreign movie Théo & Hugo.” — Mr. Man

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