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Fitness Pr0n: John Pruitt

In which we perv out on classic Colt Man John Pruitt as he works out in a lavender speedo.

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Posted 4 years, 5 months ago.

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Pr0n: Jean-Claude Van Damme

From the Z-grade martial arts thriller Double Impact, a gratuitous shot of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s perfect ass while he’s doing the splits in tights that leave nothing to the imagination.

Feels like this scene was crafted by someone who was hiding deep in the closet. No other reason to shoot it from that angle. There’s something so very 1950s muscleman magazine about it.

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Posted 6 years, 2 months ago.

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Pr0N: Cute banana deep throat

Perv out on this cute guy as he swallows a banana and then lets it slide sensuously out of his mouth. Something tells me he’s had lots of practice. But not on bananas.

Posted 6 years, 3 months ago.

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Pr0n: Banana bj

A cute presumably straight guy amuses his buddies by deepthroating a banana during a really long train ride. It’s all very Freudian…

Posted 6 years, 3 months ago.

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Pr0nographic Art: Blow Job


Notorious Andy Warhol art film — Blow Job brought to you by PornHub

The world’s first edge video has been preserved by The Museum of Modern Art. Andy Warhol’s infamous art film “Blow Job” features a closeup of a man’s face as he’s being orally serviced for nearly half an hour by an off-camera cocksucker.

Unlike most of Warhol’s other experimental films, “Blow Job” isn’t entirely unwatchable. Actually, its voyeuristic nature makes it strangely compelling. How often do you get to look directly at a man’s face while he’s enjoying a hummer?

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Posted 6 years, 4 months ago.

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Pr0nographic art: Mine!

Another homoerotic music video from Drasko Bogdanovic, featuring a gorgeous male model named Corey Kirk.

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Posted 6 years, 7 months ago.

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Chip Tanner makes fitness pr0n

There aren’t enough exercise videos of half naked men posted on YouTube. Chip Tanner, with help from Travis James, hopes to fill the void.

Posted 6 years, 7 months ago.

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Wikipornia: Taint

The Taint by David Shankbone

Anyone who doesn’t know what a taint is can see an example at Wikipedia.

Posted 6 years, 10 months ago.

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Wikipornia: Erection

I’m trying to forget the horror show that appears when you look up the word “erection” on Wikipedia. A surprising number of men are eager to register their shortcomings throughout the world. However, one image file stands out because the model (contributor J Ortiz) is well hung, and his video is hilarious. You have to click the image above to play the animation. Another shot of his junk after the jump…

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Posted 6 years, 10 months ago.

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Wikipornia: Auto fellatio

Autofellatio B-W

What happens when you look up sex words on Wikipedia? Here’s a sample of what you get when you look up “autofellatio.” Yes, I have the maturity of a fifth grader.

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Posted 6 years, 10 months ago.

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Papal Pr0n

A troupe of male strippers acrobats called the Fratelli Pellegrini mount each other in front of the pope. Nuns’ nether regions left engorged and tingling. Pope unable to stand up straight.

Posted 6 years, 11 months ago.

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Fitness Pr0n: Hunkercise

This video has more cheese than a Grana Padano warehouse. It’s all porn ‘staches and pushes. Starring Playgirl Man of the Year Steve Rally. Looks like he stuffed a grapefruit down his shorts.

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Posted 6 years, 11 months ago.

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Stripper Pr0n: Dr. Love

This is supposed to be hot. I think. But the cheesiness overpowers the hotness. It’s just tragic how many otherwise hot guys back in the 1980s ruined their looks with an awful haircut. In this case it’s a mullet.

And the homophobic MC can go sit on a rusty spike. Asshole.

Posted 6 years, 11 months ago.

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Fitness Pr0n: Hot cool down

And with that this hilarious and sexy fitness video comes to an end…

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Posted 7 years ago.

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Fitness Pr0n: Keep pounding!

I gave my hard-on heart to Cristian Letelier, but then Roger Menache came along and stole it away…

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Posted 7 years ago.

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