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Chris Hemsworth doesn’t know his own strength

Chris Hemsworth on all fours with back arched and ass in the air like a power bottom, playing with a cute marsupial.

It’s the pose that launched a thousand quips — and burst a million zippers on gay Twitter. While playing with a quokka, an adorable marsupial from western Australia, Chris Hemsworth innocently(?) positioned himself in the classic power bottom pose: on all fours, back arched and ass in the air like a power bottom. He’s done this sort of thing before. Maybe he knows exactly what kind of attention this is likely to attract. Keep scrolling to see some of the other times the God of Thunder accidentally or on purpose made us thirsty.

[More @ Asturisk.net…]

Posted 1 month ago.

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Mentally undress Jamie Dornan

Jamie Dornan's visible penis line?

Jamie Dornan broke the internet by releasing a photo of himself with what appears to be a throbbing, rock-hard boner in his tight pants. The photo was meant to promote tourism to his home country Northern Ireland. Maybe the picture accomplishes this goal, but probably not in the way the creative team at Discover Northern Ireland intended.

[More @ Flesh ‘n’ Boners…]

Posted 1 year, 9 months ago.

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Paul Dawson

Paul Dawson

If only more struggling actors were this sexually liberated… Here’s some candid nude snapshots of indie film star Paul Dawson enjoying a long weekend at a clothing optional Palm Springs resort. And I do mean long. You see the kielbasa on this guy?

Paul has a couple of mainstream credits on his IMDB profile, including Law & Order. But he’s probably best known for his sizeable part (so to speak) in John Cameron Mitchell‘s sexually explicit independent film Shortbus — a movie that features unsimulated gay and straight sex.

For his part, Paul has an auto-fellatio scene with an oral cum shot. That’s right, his dick is so big he can suck it! He also participates in a rather comical threesome with PJ DeBoy and the adorable Jay Brannan, who holds Paul’s hard cock like a microphone while singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” into it.

More naked pics of Paul Dawson from this Playgirl magazine photo shoot after the jump…


Posted 6 years, 10 months ago.


James Franco nude (fake)

James Franco nude (fake)

If only James Franco would really get naked. Oh wait! He often does. And sometimes during pornographically explicit sex scenes. These fake nudes would go nicely with the fake blowjob he gives to Michael Shannon in The Broken Tower. He actually sucks a dick in a gay oral sex scene in the Hart Crane biopic. OK, so it’s a prosthetic dick, but still…


Posted 6 years, 11 months ago.

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If only Sam Worthington…

Sam Worthington

…would really pose for a full frontal nude like this. Sadly, this naked pic is about as real as the bright blue tail he sported in Avatar or the wings on his Clash of the Titans Pegasus.

If I had to guess, I’d say the body belongs to old school Randy Blue model Brady (aka Brent Dupuis).


Posted 7 years ago.

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Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal fake nude

Yes, they’re fake. But still seeing Jake Gyllenhaal‘s head attached to assorted naked hunky bodies is damn good wank fuel. More (fake) celeb nudes after the jump…


Posted 7 years, 4 months ago.

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If only Daniel Radcliffe…

Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe is all grown up and willing to flash his junk in public. However, the Harry Potter star didn’t get naked for this widely circulated nude. This wand belongs to another wizard. See the actual nude photo below the jump…


Posted 8 years, 5 months ago.

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